junkies carpet

Two stoners sit in their living room for several weeks, smoking doobies and occasionally sampling other recreational drugs. Over time, the carpet will become coated in a layer of different drugs. Bagged and tagged, the pick and mix of junkies carpet is then sold at a low price. The perfect solution to a budget night out... Or night in

I've got a week till payday, looks like I'm on junkies carpet till then

by JohnnyHash January 29, 2019

Rich junkie

An individual who makes over six figures and does hardcore drugs.

Bobby just spent a thousand dollars on some drank he’s such a rich junkie.

by _woda_ April 9, 2022

Republican junky

A person who leans to the right and is considered a republican, who will do everything and anything for the party and the name, even if it harms other parties or organizations.

"Donald Trump is a republican junky, he will do anything to smothered democrats"

by English writer 1776 August 4, 2017

afk junky

someone who is "away from keyboard" a lot, most likely in the middle of something that requires attention in an online game

dude, you there? cmon man we're all here... wow way to be an afk junky

by daywalker911 January 22, 2011

flexi junkie

Someone who runs themself into the ground at work in the (sometimes misguided) grand persuit of a little extra credit on their flexi-time record. These people usually arrive in the office at 0700 and leave at 1800, normally sporting a pale and nervous disposition

Office Worker 1: "Why are you working so late?"
Office Worker 2: "To get some credit on my flexi so I can leave early on Friday"
Office Working 1: "You flexi junkie!!"

by The Happy Homesick Alien January 16, 2008

junky thanksgiving

When a news channel buys you a sit down dinner, then films you shooting up in the bathroom for a news story

I'm used to taking money from strangers, but when they want to have dinner with me and put me on the t.v. that's junky Thanksgiving

by Okthanksbye May 8, 2018

junkie monkey

This is a black person who neglects their children due to a crippling heroin addiction. They can be found in nearly every city. You may have even given one a "dolla" when they asked for it.

That junkie monkey overdosed, and left her children to die.

by The King of iLL VALLEY August 22, 2012