John Marston

An outlaw who can't fucking swim.

John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.

by Mrnorrator November 16, 2020

John Stones

Best defender of all time. GOAT

VVD: "How do I defend like John Stones does"

by John stones fan February 2, 2021

What the john?

Devin Caherly's catchphrase. Usually used when surprised.

Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?

by iCruncher May 25, 2022

John Entwistle

Best bass guitarist ever, hands-down. Also a total badass.

John Entwistle was known as the Ox because of his large build and constitution, and Thunderfingers for his awesome bass skills.

by HelplessDancer March 27, 2009

John Mcafee

A man that no mere mortal can compete with, is know for sticking his dick in 7 bitches at once. Oh, he also launched Mcafee antivirus... or something like that.

"Nobody should be forced to use X-Hampster." - John Mcafee, 2013

by hotrodman106 January 4, 2014

John Laurens

We all know that he's gay to Hamilton!

"Alexander your the closest friend I got! "~John Laurens <--- YES

by UDHamiltonTakeover December 18, 2016

john-carl

A super badass guy who loves everyone but gets hurt often by others. If you see him, you'll be happy. He will try to help you. Let him. A guy who will put all his trust in you and hopes to be trusted back. Will not hurt you. Loves everyone and hates haters XD

"Dude, John-Carl is such a cool guy! I can't believe I get to have him as a friend!"

by OneManArmy.CA July 13, 2015