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John is the gayest of gay, so gay gay quivers. He is so gay he combs his long blond hair with gay.
Bro look at that John, he is so John.
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A methhead who loves his pipe , most likely gets titty fucked
I am john , I love my meth and I like getting titty fucked .
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John is an overall attractive guy. He's funny, a little weird in a cute way and easy to talk to. John will sweep you up off your feet with his looks and personality, but don't be fooled John actually doesn't care about anyone but himself. He will play with your emotions to make u think he likes you back when in reality he is just horny. He will always have his eye on that one girl that will always be better than you but will never be with John. When you try and talk to John about serious things he will shut down and not know how to act because man hoes don't have real feelings. He is also not very honest. He will lie about stupid things that don't matter just so he is NEVER in the wrong. He can not own up to his wrongdoings to save his life. I would not recommend being with John because he will most likely cheat on you and/or break your heart.
Person 1:What's the guy's name that cheated on you and used you?
Person 2: Its John.
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The total dumb ass that eats your bagel
Richard: What the frickle frackal why are you eating my bagel?!
John: YEET
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Someone with smol pp and is sometimes funny
John watches too many memes on facebook
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Oh my god! Did you see John today! He’s simping for a special someon
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