Jobbyslipper

A father’s slipper or shoe that has been filled up with one of his offsprings faeces.

Father – “Aw naw wee Mike has been at it again Sandra, he has just Jobbyslippered my shoes!!!”

Sandra- That’s one Jobbyslipper to many for me, he is either getting grounded or his pocket money docked, Kid’s these days and their jobbyslippering, I just don’t know."

by AldoHarris October 27, 2007

joey jabbed

To be poked by a mans dick anywhere on the body.

Dude i hate it when im in the swimming pool and i get joey jabbed by some guy accidently.

by dark kite September 28, 2008

Joey Jay

A nickname for a male with absolute swag or full of swagger, while still a very genuine person. Also referred to as a "baller" or a "boss". Only the most handsome, well rounded, down to earth guys are nicknamed "Joey Jay".

Guy #1: Why does he have so much swag?
Guy #2: Come on... He's obviously a Joey Jay

by KadeSongz July 28, 2011

jobby bum

when your bum is covered in jobbies (usually after a trip to the toilet.)

whoa man, just went to the toilet, had explosive diarrhoea and now i've got jobby bum! fml!

by chickenflump October 19, 2013

joey

condom

New Zealand slang. (Background info:) Used by people substituting word condom for joey

Source: Myself, others, it's mentioned in Kiwiana books, it's official and this definition needs to get into this site. 3rd submission attempt now?

Did you use a joey?

by billbill112 June 8, 2016

joey and ludovica

A couple who are Perfect for eachother but live far apart; a Romeo and Juliet in real life

I wish I was a Joey and Ludovica with my boyfriend

by Jacob Carlson May 19, 2018

Joey Fouad

Joey Fouad is a fat wog that is usually found doing mad shit

for example Joey Fouad is usually found taking the piss out of disabled children

"wow look at that wog over there beating up bevan," "hes a bit of a Joey Fouad."

by cunter cuntieson November 8, 2018