by Muzz UK May 1, 2020
Get the Meme Jewmug. Guy 1: "What happened to kyle?"
Guy 2: "He inherited a lot of money from his Uncle after he died. Apparently he had tons of jew gold."
Guy 2: "He inherited a lot of money from his Uncle after he died. Apparently he had tons of jew gold."
by BigBadWolfBob March 3, 2022
Get the Jew Goldmug. S'mores made by roasting marshmallows on the traditional Hanukkah Menorah. May be thought of as sacrilegious or offensive to the holiday. See sacrilicious
Person one: Yeah, I had some Jew S'mores on the first night of Hanukkah, they were good!
Person two: How dare you degrade the Menorah like that!
Person two: How dare you degrade the Menorah like that!
by JewbieGirl December 18, 2009
Get the Jew S'moresmug. An individual (usually a friend) who takes advantage of your purchases to gain points for their rewards card of the corresponding place of sale, reaping the benefits of someone else's spending.
a) Yo, he's such a points jew, always sneaking his rewards card in when I pay for shit.
b) Stop being such a points jew man, it's goddamn annoying.
b) Stop being such a points jew man, it's goddamn annoying.
by TheOldBreed December 19, 2010
Get the Points Jewmug. by RideTo July 5, 2011
Get the Jew Hoopmug. ancient jewish dance move that has now been taken as a fighting style of the modern cosmic jew warriors of the apocalypse. note: this differs from jewjitsu preddating 300 years
by lukeflashmanadams July 8, 2011
Get the JEW KICKmug. When a jew is having sex but he is too cheap to actually bust a nut, so he pulls out, finds a pringles can, busts in that mofo, then takes it to the sperm bank the next day to get his dolla dolla bills.
Keith was banging his girlfriend and he was about to blow his jew sperm, so he pulled out, did a little jig, shouted "Jew Time" busted in a pringles can, then took it to the sperm bank to get paid gangsta style.
by Keith Cohen February 21, 2005
Get the jew timemug.