jesus

me

i am jesus

by celeste2113 April 14, 2020

jesus

a actuall god! you will meet him and bend over for him
ps: my names jesus

jesus:hello
everyone:take my cash!

by omar hater and mom he stole it October 30, 2020

jesus

FUCK!!! jesus is shit mang

i just took a fucking jesus

by medical doser!!! March 18, 2020

jesus

jesus is a really sweet guy and loyal he'll always be there when you need him whenever you need someone to talk to he's the guy you should talk to.

girl: can we talk?

jesus: yes

by jesus646 October 8, 2018

jesus

your mother yes she was a lady

jesus is your mother

by Gman312 June 2, 2019

jesus

the only one i can trust on this ship

"Jesus take the wheel!"

"Aye aye, captain"

by shits on the grass you touch May 11, 2021

jesus

awesome

jesus saved me from skittles

by grayson alexander November 1, 2019