why

because.

"Why is grass green?"
"Because, Johnny, you don't question adults"

by DatBoiWhoHasNoLife June 16, 2018

jesus

He protec. He attac. He multiply snak.

"Hey, do you think Jesus has anymore bread I could use?"
"No, but he make your water taps full of wine"

by DatBoiWhoHasNoLife June 12, 2018