by _woda_ April 9, 2022
Get the Rich junkiemug. A person who researches and memories a lot if random details that are literally irrelevant to anything in daily life; also known as Tammy Marie.
True to her information junkie reputation, Tammy Marie said to him, "Oh, I just read about that new booty workout online yesterday."
by tigress866 May 24, 2017
Get the Information junkiemug. Someone who runs themself into the ground at work in the (sometimes misguided) grand persuit of a little extra credit on their flexi-time record. These people usually arrive in the office at 0700 and leave at 1800, normally sporting a pale and nervous disposition
Office Worker 1: "Why are you working so late?"
Office Worker 2: "To get some credit on my flexi so I can leave early on Friday"
Office Working 1: "You flexi junkie!!"
Office Worker 2: "To get some credit on my flexi so I can leave early on Friday"
Office Working 1: "You flexi junkie!!"
by The Happy Homesick Alien January 16, 2008
Get the flexi junkiemug. someone who is "away from keyboard" a lot, most likely in the middle of something that requires attention in an online game
by daywalker911 January 22, 2011
Get the afk junkymug. A person who leans to the right and is considered a republican, who will do everything and anything for the party and the name, even if it harms other parties or organizations.
by English writer 1776 August 4, 2017
Get the Republican junkymug. When a news channel buys you a sit down dinner, then films you shooting up in the bathroom for a news story
I'm used to taking money from strangers, but when they want to have dinner with me and put me on the t.v. that's junky Thanksgiving
by Okthanksbye May 8, 2018
Get the junky thanksgivingmug. This is a black person who neglects their children due to a crippling heroin addiction. They can be found in nearly every city. You may have even given one a "dolla" when they asked for it.
by The King of iLL VALLEY August 22, 2012
Get the junkie monkeymug.