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Point Jew

Someone who takes pleasure in stealing others' points in video games such as Call of Duty or Battlefield via kill stealing or boosting.
Player 1: Dude let me repair all the barricades, I need more points.

Player 2: Don't be such a Point Jew! Let us get some upgrades too, douchebag.
by Canadiankid415 August 14, 2012
mugGet the Point Jewmug.

Meme Jew

When someone who isn't a serious jew uses Jewish culture or Judaism to their advantage.
Look at Ian being a meme jew to get time off work. He isn't actually really jewish
by Muzz UK May 1, 2020
mugGet the Meme Jewmug.

Jew Gold

Its a old 4chan/encyclopedia dramatic slang term for having a lot of money.
Guy 1: "What happened to kyle?"
Guy 2: "He inherited a lot of money from his Uncle after he died. Apparently he had tons of jew gold."
by BigBadWolfBob March 3, 2022
mugGet the Jew Goldmug.

Jew Hoop

Term for a Bagel, used by people who hate others of Jewish origin but enjoy bagels.
person1 "man i have a craving for a tastey jew hoop"
person2 "what's a jew hoop?"
person1 "a bagel"
by RideTo July 5, 2011
mugGet the Jew Hoopmug.

JEW KICK

ancient jewish dance move that has now been taken as a fighting style of the modern cosmic jew warriors of the apocalypse. note: this differs from jewjitsu preddating 300 years
by lukeflashmanadams July 8, 2011
mugGet the JEW KICKmug.

Points Jew

An individual (usually a friend) who takes advantage of your purchases to gain points for their rewards card of the corresponding place of sale, reaping the benefits of someone else's spending.
a) Yo, he's such a points jew, always sneaking his rewards card in when I pay for shit.

b) Stop being such a points jew man, it's goddamn annoying.
by TheOldBreed December 19, 2010
mugGet the Points Jewmug.

jew time

When a jew is having sex but he is too cheap to actually bust a nut, so he pulls out, finds a pringles can, busts in that mofo, then takes it to the sperm bank the next day to get his dolla dolla bills.
Keith was banging his girlfriend and he was about to blow his jew sperm, so he pulled out, did a little jig, shouted "Jew Time" busted in a pringles can, then took it to the sperm bank to get paid gangsta style.
by Keith Cohen February 21, 2005
mugGet the jew timemug.

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