japanese whore

A women who pretends to be sweet and nice before marriage but ends up being control freak who cheats on you . She'll hope to make you a submissive cuckold through cheating and/or mind games.

John: did you dump at Japanese whore finally?

Joe: yup, kicked that slut back to her country.

japanese whore by sowhatumadbro November 18, 2015

Japanese candy 

Japanese candy is basically porn, but better!

person 1 :"dude i just got some Japanese candy wanna share?"
person 2 : "nah i prefer to use my candy alone"

Japanese candy by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) expand dong September 8, 2016

Japanese Irregulars

People on blogs that are so crazy about Fukushima, they will make stuff up, they will spam blogs regarding antinuclear activities but in reality it will make things worse for the Japanese. Its all just code for "lets meet at the park and have a group circle jerk". Snoodlers welcome.

The Japanese Irregulars show time and time again that walking in on parents having sex as a child does have lasting life time effects.

Japanese Irregulars by Helen Scaldicrotch December 27, 2011

japanese puppy 

usually a panda,dragon,or lochnese monster

when did u see the japanese puppy at the zooo

japanese puppy by momohaah January 20, 2011

Japanese Teacup 

In a threesome, when a guy jizzes in one of the girl's bellybutton, and the other girl drinks it out.

We did the japanese teacup last night.

Japanese Teacup by nayr113 June 28, 2011

Japanese Bath 

To be showered in fecal mater while sitting in a tub.

John calmly lays down naked in the bath tub. Naked Jill squats over him in a cat like state of readiness. John screams, " Turn on the water!!!". Jill proceeds to defecate on John. Thus completing the age old ritual of the Japanese Bath.

Japanese Bath by Dr. Googlimoogly January 14, 2012

japanese words 

the best language with the most beautiful words ever ITS WORTH LEARNING THE LANGUAGE !!! like an example is opai

senpai: lemme see them opai
me: ofc senpai anything for you , i love japanese words so much

japanese words by daddysenpai299 March 28, 2021