A thrusting technique involving a violent revolving of the penis in the vagina, often with the use of a steel or iron penis ring or vibrator, which creates a cold, cheese grater like feeling for the woman. If she's a masochist this is the perfect technique to get MAXIMUM results.
Dude, it wasn't my choice, and it was quite painful, but my girlfriend loved the iron tornado; although I don't think she will be ready for another round anytime soon.
by Sex Sensei #2 February 16, 2009
Marvel fan: *sees end game* *sees Iron Man die* Oh no! I have a trauma!
Marvel fan 2: haha! And it isn't over yet!
Marvel fan 2: haha! And it isn't over yet!
by WeirdWeirdo@_@ March 28, 2022
A terrible practical joke or rude method of taking revenge. The attacker defecates on the offender's laptop keyboard, then shuts the lid tightly, thus smashing the feces into the keys. The feces take on the shape of the keys, like a waffle.
by ProgressiveMexican November 12, 2009
when you masterbate using some sort of lube and it hardens on your dick and you can't get it off so it is permanently hard and you could break someones nose if you turkey slapped them
"broooo he has a stiffy"
"nah mate it's just an iron knob"
"what did he use?"
"honey"
"how long has he had it?"
"2 years"
"nah mate it's just an iron knob"
"what did he use?"
"honey"
"how long has he had it?"
"2 years"
by 69696966969696969696969696969 February 14, 2009
Yes, in the fashion of using superhero names for methods of further degrading women, there is a way to "iron man dat hoe." Here are the steps to do so.
1) find a good size jar to keep your cum in.
2) fill it. this may take days.
3) put it in the fridge.
4) pour it on a women's chest. when it dries and hardens, you've officially "iron manned dat hoe".
1) find a good size jar to keep your cum in.
2) fill it. this may take days.
3) put it in the fridge.
4) pour it on a women's chest. when it dries and hardens, you've officially "iron manned dat hoe".
by Thu Kang-A-Lang May 12, 2008
He creates his own infinity gauntlet and dies in avengers endgame. Then, Captain America goes back in time and becomes old, well Sam Wilson becomes the new captain America
He was Iron Man
by Nightwingma10 April 24, 2019
The wall of hair on a bald man's head that doesn't fall out, thus giving him a chance to regain his decency via extreme comb over or a hair transplant.
Hey man I saw Adam the other day and he's really going fucking bald, but his iron curtain is impeccable!
by PPBM January 29, 2012