Getting a boner, then tea bagging someone. While you are Tea bagging, you repeatdly smack your victim in the face with your erection
by liek40ninjas March 7, 2011
Get the Iron Hammermug. by fry_laurie January 30, 2016
Get the iron cuntmug. A terrible practical joke or rude method of taking revenge. The attacker defecates on the offender's laptop keyboard, then shuts the lid tightly, thus smashing the feces into the keys. The feces take on the shape of the keys, like a waffle.
by ProgressiveMexican November 12, 2009
Get the Waffle Ironmug. when you masterbate using some sort of lube and it hardens on your dick and you can't get it off so it is permanently hard and you could break someones nose if you turkey slapped them
"broooo he has a stiffy"
"nah mate it's just an iron knob"
"what did he use?"
"honey"
"how long has he had it?"
"2 years"
"nah mate it's just an iron knob"
"what did he use?"
"honey"
"how long has he had it?"
"2 years"
by 69696966969696969696969696969 February 14, 2009
Get the iron knobmug. Yes, in the fashion of using superhero names for methods of further degrading women, there is a way to "iron man dat hoe." Here are the steps to do so.
1) find a good size jar to keep your cum in.
2) fill it. this may take days.
3) put it in the fridge.
4) pour it on a women's chest. when it dries and hardens, you've officially "iron manned dat hoe".
1) find a good size jar to keep your cum in.
2) fill it. this may take days.
3) put it in the fridge.
4) pour it on a women's chest. when it dries and hardens, you've officially "iron manned dat hoe".
by Thu Kang-A-Lang May 11, 2008
Get the iron manmug. He creates his own infinity gauntlet and dies in avengers endgame. Then, Captain America goes back in time and becomes old, well Sam Wilson becomes the new captain America
by Nightwingma10 April 24, 2019
Get the Iron Manmug. The wall of hair on a bald man's head that doesn't fall out, thus giving him a chance to regain his decency via extreme comb over or a hair transplant.
Hey man I saw Adam the other day and he's really going fucking bald, but his iron curtain is impeccable!
by PPBM February 24, 2012
Get the iron curtainmug.