Iran

When you need to get out of Iraq.

Mark: "So tell me Muhummad how did you get out of Iraq?"
Muhummad: "Iran"

by James Erwin June 22, 2020

ireland

An island of crap weather, crap accents, crap beer and especially crap roads. Home of the car bomb and many a potato based dish. And Enya! Haha! Sucks to be Irish!

Found to the west of the most influential nation in the world.

"Oim fram Ireland" - a leprechaun once said.

by Welly April 6, 2005

ireland

They got a cool accent...I'll give them that. And there a bunch of drunks. What more can you ask for in a nation?

"God created whiskey to keep Ireland from ruling the World"

by AnTaRcTiC CoW October 10, 2005

Ireland

A country whose inhabitants are ridiculously sensitive about being stereotyped as drunken karaoke singers who like a good fight and who seeth in raging pits of anger whenever anyone English or American even mentions the word leprechaun or claims to have Irish ancestry. All that rage, despite the fact that millions of Brits and Yanks actually do descend from Ireland (and kept Ireland from total financial ruin by way of remittance payments) and thousands of Irish people in leprechaun costumes grace the streets of Dublin every Paddy's Day and inevitably sing Fields of Athenry and drink 20 pints of larger before getting in the fight with the dude who knocked into their bag of chips.

You're not Irish I'm Irish because only people who live in Ireland are Irish.... I know nothing about the concept of ethnicity or identity politics in New World countries because I webbed 6 jagerbombs last night, I'm so proud of myself.

by EamonnOG December 12, 2006

ireland

A pathetic country of non-importance. Quite a few inbred ginger people live here. Will always live in England's shadow.

Person 1: Where you goin on holiday this year?
Person 2: Ireland
Person 1: Where the fucks Ireland? In England somewhere aint it?

by CharlieS July 30, 2008

Iran

A soon to be parking lot.

Iran. The worlds next parking lot.

by deepad December 16, 2009

Ireland's Eye

A large mountain of crap that sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, much like an island in the ocean. This is often the result of drinking Guinness to the point of passing out the prior evening.

I just dropped the biggest Ireland's Eye. That bathroom is going to stink for days!

by billberto March 18, 2005