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The Good Chair

When the best easy chair is the only easy chair in the house.
“Welcome,” Panda told Reen, whose watch cap was frosted over with sleet. “Take The Good Chair.” It was mama’s, and lumpy, but had a 'seasonal view' of the Palisades. And mama was out at the live chicken mart.

“I call it!” says Tiger Cub, jumping up and down and further soiling the upholstery with her muddy Vans.

“Get down this minute,” thunders NancyLee. “Grandmaw wouldn’t want you all up in The Good Chair, would she! Now, or you’re gonna get a whupping!”
by Hifalutin! February 18, 2022
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wicker chair

Wicker Chair-Commonly used Visalian slang for something extraordinarily cool.
"Holy shit, that's so Wicker Chair" said Mary as Janice told her about her cow-tipping extravaganza.
by Gene Kelly October 10, 2006
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map chair

When you leave a coutry shaped wet patch on your chair
by Loply September 30, 2017
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calling a chair

The reserving/holding of a chair for the time limit called
-originated in smith's point camp grounds NY

1)you must be sitting in the chair when you call it
2)you must be back down by the time limit called or its void
3)you cant sit anywhere else after you call 20 minutes or the chair you called it on is free

*The largest quantity of time allowed to be called is twenty minutes but you can call anything under that as well
Bobby:I'm hungry, im gonna go get something to eat quick, 20 mins

Tim:Yes i can finally sit down

Bobby: You can sit down until i come back but i called 20 mins

Tim:Ohh yeahh thats right, the 20 mins rule, i didnt hear you calling a chair, im sorry
by 20minsrulee June 13, 2009
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chair job

4 or more people use the legs of chair to sodomize themselves.
Those chicks are aching for a chair job!
by Dbag Express October 20, 2010
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Chair slip

When you fart and it sounds like a chair moving a bit.
Did you fart?
Just a chair slip!
by chairslip April 9, 2015
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chair hopper

Someone who travels all over and gets they’re Hair Done by Different Stylist
Chair Hopper She’s a chair hooper that’s why her Hair Don’t Grow Right....
by Sexy Leo March 29, 2021
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