(verb) to beat someone anonymous is to beat someone into non-recognition, or to be beaten so badly you are no longer recognizable.
David:Heyy, did you hear about that fight between Worm and Josh?
Brian:Yeah, I heard Josh got beat anonymous.
Brian:Yeah, I heard Josh got beat anonymous.
by briizii May 22, 2011
Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021
1. The opposite of cool beans; something that is shitty.
2. A person who is boring or annoying, or who generally sucks.
Can be used interchangeably in forms such as: beat nut, beat nutter, beat fucking nuts
2. A person who is boring or annoying, or who generally sucks.
Can be used interchangeably in forms such as: beat nut, beat nutter, beat fucking nuts
by bumpea April 29, 2010
by gabriel January 23, 2005
Person 1: Hey, did you hear? I got a raise today.
Person 2: Wow man, awesome, that's hot beats! Congrats.
Person 2: Wow man, awesome, that's hot beats! Congrats.
by prence November 02, 2006
To be messed up/fucked up; basically replaced in any sentence where fucked up is used as an adjective.
Example 1:
Lukas: Franklin took a shit on the ice last night when we were ice fishing.
Jake: Are you serious??
Lukas: Yeah, is that beat up?
Jake: That's beat the fuck up
Example 2:
Lukas: Did you hear Katie pretended she was pregnant with twins just so people would feel bad for her?
Jake: Katie lies all the time. She's beat up.
Lukas: Franklin took a shit on the ice last night when we were ice fishing.
Jake: Are you serious??
Lukas: Yeah, is that beat up?
Jake: That's beat the fuck up
Example 2:
Lukas: Did you hear Katie pretended she was pregnant with twins just so people would feel bad for her?
Jake: Katie lies all the time. She's beat up.
by chief7323 January 15, 2014
1. A pad made to enable people to play DDR in the comfort of their own homes.
2. Any mat put on the ground for the express purpose of masterbating upon. Usually the mat has a target designating the spot to be finished on.
3. A very sticky welcome mat.
2. Any mat put on the ground for the express purpose of masterbating upon. Usually the mat has a target designating the spot to be finished on.
3. A very sticky welcome mat.
The other day I walked in on Robert sitting on the beat pad indian style jerking the turkey.
I walked up to Judy's house, and right in front of the door was a beat pad. I sunk into it like quicksand.
I walked up to Judy's house, and right in front of the door was a beat pad. I sunk into it like quicksand.
by D-Smoov December 01, 2006