stage 4 homosexuality

the last stage of homosexuality finally kicks in, there's no curing this painful disease and will never go away and will burn your asshole forever. this ultimate disease will tear apart your crotch and anus muscles, stage 1, 2, and 3, were already bad considering you liked the same gender but now you have gone to far, craving only the tightest asses... this sickness will make you need to bust a nut hundreds of times in someones anal cavity this disease is aka the big gay.

big fag: did u see josh last week?

homo #1: yeah it looked like he caught stage 4 homosexuality

homo #2: hey that's not nice! stage 4 homosexuality cannot be cured!!!

by that big gay October 3, 2018

Fat Fucking Homosexual

When you gay and you also cannot see your penis. When you know the entire McDonalds menu and hit on the guy on the drive thru worker.

Fat Fucking Homosexual is when a Homosexual individual is so fat that you need to add fucking in there before you can describe them.
Me: How much you weigh bitch
FFH: Like 450
Me: Damn bitch you fat af, why you lookin at me like that
FFH: I’m gay bitch
Me: Damn you a FatFucking Homosexual, get the fuck outta here wit dat gay shit

by John McCaffity May 8, 2019

Ur great grandmother is homosexual

The ultimate counter to Ur mom gayest

it easily repels the attack while attacking the enemies life points directly

Tom: Hey faggot ur mom gayest
You: "Ur great grandmother is homosexual"
Tom gets AIDS

by You're Mom Gay (Superior Form) September 5, 2019

Alex The Homosexual Furry

adjective
A furry that tends to scream in VCs and cry themselves to sleep.

verb
Crying and saying UwU

guy 1: Man that guy is a real Alex The Homosexual Furry
guy 2: Yeah he really is!

by Homosexual.Fursona August 12, 2021

Salutations amicable homosapien

The greatest intelligence flex known to mankind. It translates to “Hi friendly person”. Saying this will impress all your friends and finally win over your crush and make you the most popular person ever.

Warning, possible side affects may occur:
-You will become a Shakespeare kinny

PERSON ONE: “Salutations amicable homosapien!”
PERSON TWO: “Was that even English?”

by flour March 9, 2022

Schrödinger’s Homosexual

Someone who constantly makes comments with homosexual undertones but when questioned claims they’re straight.

That dude talking about dicks like that to his girlfriend is such a Schrödinger’s homosexual.

by The haydero May 19, 2023

homaste

spanglish version of homie, used to indicate awesomeness or friendship.

I'll never be as cool as you, my homaste.

by jmickson April 15, 2005