alamo heights

a snooty town, in san antonio texas. They are not actually very rich, but they like to pretend they are. everyone in alamo heights thinks they are rich, but others having lived in other places know they are not, and get really pissed off when these people try to act nonchalant and rich. they think they are the whole world, and their academics suck. Really, they do.
no one in alamo heights will understand this because again, they think they are everything.

"I'm from alamo heights, so i get a good education and have lots of money!"

"No you don't. You are stupid, and although not poor, mediocre. You are part of the bourgeoisie. Not that you understand that."

"whatever, i'm rich."

"haha, right..."

by Victori4 December 30, 2007

hightable

someone who is either really small or really tall there is no inbetween

your a little hightable

ohhh your a tall hightable

by Lbyrne January 21, 2018

pick me girl (height version)

when a girl (usually short girls) says that they’re a height taller than the height they are. over and over and over and over again. until you want to tell them to shut the fuck up yourself. yeah.

“omg i’m not 5’5 you can clearly see that i’m 6 foot what are you talking about”

pick me girl (height version)

by larrythelobster2003 December 31, 2020

Keystone Heights

A small town in Florida alot like starke but with just as many lakes as there is rednecks, the town is ruled by two gay lovers Justin beiber and K-Sexy-MuthaFlippin-The Man, who are both military badasses and protect the town of keystone heights whenever the crazy rednecks of keystone and starke collide. Other than lakes and rednecks the only other thing keystone has going for it is its Friday night lights, which is definitely nothing special since it's a team comprised solely of midget strippers AND....you guessed it MORE REDNECKS! So if you wanna have n amazing time in Florida like you've heard all about on TV shows then just be sure to steer clear of Keystone Heights.

When I grow up I wanna move down to Keystone Heights and become a redneck!

by K-Sexy-MuthaFlippin-The Man June 15, 2016

hawthorne heights

what in hell ever happened to them anyway? they kinda sucked lol...

HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS!!!! former beloved band of poser girls!!!!! WHERE'D YA GO????

by That Weird Kid Next Door May 18, 2007

Heightism

Racism against peoples Heights

boy you have to be point guard because your short
Heightism is Racism against peoples Heights

by Razario March 1, 2017

Hightooned

When high and not really watching a cartoon but its on in the background and then when you notice it, get intensely interested and it seems like its tuned up to be more crazy, like Hightooned.

and they always try to slip shit in for adults in those cartoons specially racial and pervy stuff.

oh shit your right this shit is hightooned

by Killan Fleebags November 22, 2011