purple helmet warrior

Slang word for the penis

Jimmy likes to slap his purple helmet warrior

by darryl February 5, 2003

Hockey Helmet Special

The name given to someone who needs to wear a hockey helmet, as to not get injured from their stupidness, clumsiness, and/or overall challenged ways.

Courtney: My mom says I am special
Mike: We all Know your very special, Hockey Helmet Special!

by Mike Snoddon January 13, 2008

peruvian bike helmet

a sexual act in which one person excretes feces into their hands, then proceeds to smear it on their partner from the forehead, to the base of the neck. After this sand is then poured over the head of the receiving partner and is then followed by ejaculating over the sand, further cementing the gritty shit helmet onto the scalp.

Donald Trump was seen last Thursday sporting a Peruvian bike helmet, an admittedly much better trade up from his usual toupee.

by ZippyJack August 7, 2016

Purple War Helmet

An extremely engorged cock head.

Yeah? Who dis?
This is Nancy. I need to talk to my daughter real quick.

Sorry there ma she all up in my junk right now and her mouf is full of purple war helmet.

My new cock ring is super tight and really gives me quite the purple war helmet.

I could feel his purple war helmet punching my cervix like a speedbag.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

Helmet from Hell

The tip of a large penis (Helmet) inserted quickly into your Girlfriend's butthole surprising her in pain during Sex

Anna: "Whitney, why are you walking funny?"

Whitney: Last night during sex we were doing it doggy style and my man slipped his Helmet From Hell in my ass by surprise, man it hurt like hell! Thats why im walking funny."

by nDn Style April 14, 2011

roman war helmet

when you put your balls around eyes and your cock goes down her nose so it looks like a roman war helmet.

damn that chickenhead looked like sparticus last night when she was wearing my roman war helmet

by gregg bixler October 29, 2007

dark helmet

After having some hot booty sex, you pull it out and you have some stains.

After having an orgy with ESR, Linus Torvalds, and Richard M Stallman, everyone had a nice brown, dark helmet.

by Slashdot November 23, 2004