Finnian Harold Andrews

The act of pretending to be a specific age and another gender to be with someone like, then, when you break up, to lie about your information, and say you are older, when you are infact younger.

I want to be just like Finnian Harold Andrews!

by TOOLBEAT July 18, 2025

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Old Harold

An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the neighborhood kids for the hell of it, and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also occasionally fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.

Jack: Hey, did you hear that Old Harold is in the hospital again?
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.

by ChuckChuckGoof August 1, 2025

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Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.

Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!

by itsnotJim December 7, 2010

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Do a harold

Eating past 12oclock.

I might do a Harold night and have a pizza.

by Migraine 52 February 21, 2023

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Mark De Haro

THE GUY WHO PULLS ALL THE GIRLS AND HE IS THE RIZZLER AND HE IS HUMBLE AND THE BESSSTTTTT

Girl 1: OMG IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND Mark De Haro OMG HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL HE MAKES THE PRETTIEST GIRL LOOK UGLY
Girl 2: YEA THAT'S MY MAN Mark De Haro IT TAKES A SKILLED GIRL LIKE ME TO PULL HIM 😌

by Ashoka Holda March 4, 2024

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