hard knock

Someone who lives a life full of hardships.

Also a song by Jay Z

I'm homeless, lost an eye, got shot, I'm addicted to drugs, and persistently tortured by God for all my sins. It's a hard knock life...

by joe tim March 02, 2011

hard time

time spent in prison by a convict

He tried to steal an antique but he got caught and did hard time for it.

by The Return of Light Joker May 28, 2009

Hard Taco

1. When the vagina gets hard,horny through sexual arousal usually by stimulation or during foreplay.

2. When a vagina gets hard/horny/aroused and it resembles a "hard taco"

Example.
1. Amber got a hard taco when she rubbed up against Daniel's leg

2. Susy got a hard taco when she kiszed Dave

3. When madison was horny, she had a hard taco

by xjaovsieer November 10, 2008

life is hard

1. A sarcastic remark, letting someone know that you think that their "problems" could be very easily solved.
2. A good way to not pay attention as someone vents and then seem like you might have been listening.

unintelligent friend: I just got a 1.5 in my communcations 115 exam and i dropped my cell phone in the red cedar. *whimper*

normal person: life is hard...

by gakinu July 10, 2009

Hard dick

To give it to someone straight no matter the consequences.

Tom: "What do you think of this food"
Jim: "Do you want the hard dick?"
Tom: "yes I spent a while cooking it I want the truth!"
Jim: "it's fucking horrible."

by Bighate March 03, 2015

roll hard

To go out and make a mess, spend a lot, get smashed, twisted, stoned, fight, party till morning, etc.

"Yo make sure you reach the club tonight, we're gonna roll hard tonight mofo!

by Flo March 09, 2005

piss hard on

that erection you have when you first wake up; due to the accumulation of urine over the night. It is especially hard and stiff, the best kind to fuck with. In a pinch, it is a great towel rack! Even if you hang a wet towel on it, it will stay hard as hell! A great, if slow, fuck cock. Girls love it!

man: Oh, Baby, look at my piss hard on!

wo-man: Oh, man, that needs to be in my pussy!

man: Should I piss... Or should I fuck?

wo-man: Fuck me, baby, fuck me!

by ezpoppy August 08, 2006