Texas Handshake

slang for a "reach-around" performed during homosexual intercourse.

Bobby was really giving it to Jed hard last night, but to be generous, he gave Jed the ol' Texas Handshake.

by Pistol Petey November 12, 2009

Sicilian Handshake

The act of a Sicilian person smacking someone in the face, head etc. with his/her hand in the common form of a handshake.

That person called you a Emo?
I'm going to go over there and give him a Sicilian Handshake.

by Maxwell Ross November 12, 2007

milwaukee handshake

the act of you or your partner inserting a small dildo into your urethra.

i can't find my PDA stylus. did you make someone give you a milwaukee handshake again?

by itsnotfrench May 23, 2008

Gay handshake

Blowing and jerking another man off often outside the bedroom.

The guy from down the street off of Grindr gave a great gay handshake.

by TeeJaeTursday March 20, 2019

handshake fetish

To shake hands with an attractive female and run off to the bathroom within six seconds before the cells from her hand die off on yours and reach ejaculatory orgasm within the six second alloted time.

I'm going to this party tonight loaded with hot women time to roll out the handshake fetish on, wanna go?

by skEwbnEwb October 2, 2006

Handshaker

I strange creature who believes he possesses the talent to drive but blatantly does not.
often talks ballshit, and lies to impress.
Try to pull but unfortunalty fails the majority of the time.

chris shennan

by Mikel Hall March 9, 2004

The Guatemalan Handshake

The act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili.

Joanne: How was your date at that Mexican restaurant last night?

Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.

by Sally & Frank December 22, 2008