Poo hamster

Poo hamster is where your totally cover is shit and you run around like a hamster out of its cage

She was covered head to toe in his shit ,oh she's a poo hamster

by Lord of the fart June 13, 2017

Hamster

A girl with an extremely narrow vaginal passage, also known as 'tight'. Hamster's are not virgins, and no amount of 'stretching' will change the diameter of the 'Hamster'.

Steve: I was nailing this girl last night, my dick almost got stuck, she was a God damn Hamster!'.

by Leah K April 18, 2008

hamster

A person, usually in highschool, who wears any of the following: jansport polka dot backpacks, flare jeans, over-sized tennis shoes, those tube scarfs that are really fuzzy, ect. They can also wear Happy Bunny tees and shop at Claire's.

Hamsters kinda act like they're in middle school.

"Do you smell that gross vanilla perfume from Longs Drugs?"-Sally

"Oh yeah, I do. That must be that girl Christina. She's such a hamster"-Marvin

by Lil_name-masta February 23, 2009

hamster

your virginity; ur non sex life

" i dont know what happend, i was sitting in the kitchen, and the next thing i know.. i lost my hamster with my mom!"

by Elmo May 13, 2005

Wet Hampster

A bad ass beverage to consume the day after you've been rearended from behind by an old man ( in a non-sexual way) at a complete stop at a red light!

Wet Hampster to be made as follows

Kahlua
Baileys
Rumplemintz

add liquor all equal parts in mixer cup with ice shake vigorously then pour over a glass of ice and garnish with a dead hampster you've found by the front counter of a stripclub!

Taylor: " like I'm at this redlight wasted at 2:30 am and this oldman who's totally sober runs right into the back of my car at a deadstop"

Estee: " omg did the popo come?"

Taylor: " hell no I'm like DUI or sleep? Hmmm I'll take the sleep and dream of my wet hampster !!!"

Estee: " Good call !!! "

by Drunk billiards June 14, 2010

pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.

Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.

by scodder May 13, 2010

hamsterectomy

A surgery in which doctors, or dentists, dig into your rectom to find a hamster that has either burrowed its way into your anal cavity, or that has been the victim of hamster swallowing. In 45% of these procedures the patient is given some sort of anisthetic.

I convinced my parents that the dog ate the hamster, so we gave my dog a hamsterectomy, but found nothing...

by Busta hip June 4, 2009