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pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.
Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
by scodder May 13, 2010
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Hampton

A city located in SouthEastern Virginia. This is a place where all who venture into its city limits will immediately notice their lungs becoming clogged by the thick smog that resonates so profusely here. Due to the cities own natural filth, all of its residents are extremely depressed which accounts for Hampton having the nations 2nd highest suicide rate, only falling behind Seattle. The overwhelming stench of the Hampton air smells like decaying blue crabs and hooker residue.

To sum it all up Hampton is a filthy city and you should roll up your windows and lock your doors when driving through it.
Lu: Do you know anyone that lives in Hampton?

Ben: I knew this guy Adam, but he jumped in front of a bus.
by Brasco December 2, 2007
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I went to the Vienna Wireless hamfest and picked up a nice HF/VHF transciever.
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Shower (or hamper)

A person who watches his sister(or brother) in the shower.
Hey shower, quit watching your sister!
hey hamper, quit watching your brother!
by aqui May 13, 2005
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Italian Hamper

When Tony takes his boyfriends dirty underwear and stuffs as many pairs as he can into his mouth.
Please, eat more hot sausage and stop wiping, I'm a real Italian Hamper dammit.
by tony May 13, 2004
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hampire

"Check out that hampire! Her tits are almost as huge as her hair!"
by LexiconDevil July 2, 2008
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hampton

a hockey term referring to a blatant, unearned rebound goal, where the goalie has no chance of saving it, and the player has no chance of missing it. often occurs when a player waits in front of the net all game waiting for a rebound
man that hat trick would have been nice....if your goals weren't all hamptons
by don cherry September 13, 2008
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