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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs

Being gay /having no bitches /being a fat boy and having a slow ass truck

Look he’s being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs he has no bitches he’s gay he’s a fat boy and has a slow ass obs

by That N1gga November 3, 2022

Ground Gas

Type of gasoline that runs from an overflowing tank when one doesn’t realize it’s full, or the pump doesn’t automatically shut off.

*Pointing at a pool of gas developing under a car*

“How much ground gas do you want to pay for?”

by NLyons December 6, 2018

Battle Ground High School

A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.

Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.

Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”

I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???

by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025

Scrape it off the ground and chew it

To take your bull shit and fuck off

“ Brodie was talking shit about you. “ yeah I bet, he can scrape it off the ground and chew it “

by Javier Joaquin taco dude July 14, 2024

Burn you to the ground

To completely destroy someone's reputation.

Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie's right hand man published incriminating information about him.
Bob: Well, I would never burn you to the ground.

by MalumLibrum958 September 19, 2023

Ground Slapper

Huge floppy feet that slap the ground as you walk.

"bro got them GROUND SLAPPERS!"

by MostLIkelyMe April 8, 2023