Grasshopper

Dumb little bugs who get off on jumping around in the grass in my back yard. They make really good eating when deep fried. They a good and tasty and crunchy source of vitamin C and various and sundry proteins. My cat likes them too though, so we fight over who can catch them the fastest.

I caught twenty grasshopper outside and deep fried the little mutha fucka bastards. I'm gone eat them now with a glass of prune juice.

by FancyPants1423 November 9, 2009

grass fairy

a lame ass name given to soccer players

1:dude look at that grass fairy kickin that ball around over there
2:grass fairy? what are you, gay? soccer players kick ass
1: yeah I guess your right

by t-R3v October 29, 2006

head for the tall grass

To hide, or make oneself scarce when trouble goes down.

When the shit goes down, don't let me catch you heading for the tall grass, pussy. Stand with me and be a man!

by Diggler December 23, 2004

Cutting Grass

Selling drugs to somebody when another drug dealer/pusher already has plans to.

When Coty went home to get dope Kelsey sold Shawn a joint. When Coty came back he yelled at Kelsey for cutting grass.

by Shawn Maglicic December 18, 2005

touch grass

something you say to someone who basically never goes outside

bestie please go touch grass you've spent 4 weekends in a row at online debate comps

by tsgpcdt June 21, 2021

grass widower

A man who has devorced or seperated from his wife; a man whose wife is temporarily absent.

We didn't know if he had a girlfriend, if he was single, or if he was a grass widower.

by David Horvitz March 10, 2005

grass cutters

n. Old shoes that should not be worn in public. Gym shoes that are warn out by wearing them for years. Soes that should only be used to cut grass.

Yo teach, those grass cutters you have on should be thrown out.

by Scott J January 12, 2007