Giftpiphany

The "ah-ha" moment when the perfect gift for someone comes to you.

I was struggling with a gift idea for my stepson when I had a giftpiphany! A paintball tactical vest for his paintball games with his dad!

by crazytrixie December 14, 2014

Giftfishing

The act of inviting people you don't really care about to a gift-giving event.

I couldn't believe the nerve of Jack and Jean inviting us to their kid's graduation party. We don't even know them. They must have been giftfishing.

by GP5K June 22, 2014

gridth

Gridth means to fall asleep while watching tv, usually while watching PBS. Usually, gridth happens past 10:00 at night. Usually if gridth happens to you, you will wake up very tired. It is important to not let gridth happen to you, because if it happens a lot to you, you can get sick more easily.

Merideth was watching a talk show and got tired, and fell asleep from gridth.

by VegetarianBacon July 4, 2015

graft vulture

A graft vulture is a person who has no shame in stealing your women usually very handsome isn't scared to put in a shift

That guy is a graft vulture

by Graft vulture April 5, 2017

griffin and sadie

Hawt couple with big bootys

Omg they are such a griffin and Sadie couple

by Ryaaaaaannnnnnn May 22, 2017

gift-worthy

Having earned the admiration/respect/affection of another person to the extent that they will give you a token of their feelings voluntarily and without expectation of repayment.

A: Bought you something!
P: Ohhhhh.... I really wish you hadn't.
A: Oh, you'll think differently when you see what it is! Spent very little, if that's what you're worried about.
P: Yeah, but I also haven't been gift-worthy in quite a while...
A: Oh whatever! Gift-worthy isn't even a real thing. You just made that up.

by Clark Can't May 24, 2017

graft

to sell drugs

my birds just found out im grafting

by hhhaahedd August 8, 2017