A paste type of waste that accumulates between the ole brown eye and scrotum. Usually found in males ages 18-45 and after a long days work. Also see: All day dick.
Dude, Joel got into my car after work and all I could smell was his Gooch Gunk. He even left a snail trail, when he got out.
by Dead Boar Customs January 16, 2020
Get the Gooch Gunk mug.A medical phenomena arising from a male having an additional X chromosome in which the patient has both a penis and a urethra tucked under said penis. This condition is usually accompanied by a unfortunate side of type II diabetes.
Guy 1: “Yo did you hear that her boyfriend has an extra X chromosome?”
Guy 2: “Does that mean he has a gooch-hole?”
Guy 2: “Does that mean he has a gooch-hole?”
by Bigballer02 February 3, 2020
Get the Gooch-hole mug.Goochstrip is an alright being stronger than anything in existence and outside of it. Goochstrip is the king of all gooches and the most powerful, (gooch lore is very similar to Norse mythology)
Man 1-“Before I go to bed I pray to goochstrip every night!”
Man 2-“Me to, but I pray to gooch 2 and 3”
Man 2-“Me to, but I pray to gooch 2 and 3”
by Kakson May 31, 2020
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Get the Gooch mug.A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)
Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
Get the Gooch Attack mug.A TRANSVESTITE, ONE WHO TRIES TO MAINTAIN ITS MANLY IMAGE BY SHAKING ITS ASS ON SOCIAL MEDIA. TYPICALLY SMALL AND PUNY IN SIZE, THEY SPENT THEIR ENTIRE LIVES TRYING TO OVERCOMPENSATE FOR THEIR MICRO-PENISES.
THE KID CONTINUED TO SHAKE HER FEMININE ASS INSPITE OF THE IMMEDIATE REALISATION THAT DAWNED UPON EVERYBODY THAT HE WAS A GOOCHA
by GRAMMAR_NERD_81 October 8, 2020
Get the GOOCHA mug.Wrestler A: I’m so glad I won.
Coach: How did you end up winning?
Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.
Coach: How did you end up winning?
Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.
by amnbitch July 18, 2021
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