goober

I kinder way to call someone stupid.

person 1: you're such a goober
person 2: no I'm not!

by somegoober October 7, 2023

Goober

A "Goober" is a word used to describe a straight person who is obsessed with gay and/or lesbian adult content. The large majority of people who fall under this category can also be described as "lazy" "slobs" and/or "useless to society."

"My brother is such a goober, all he does is sit in his room all day with the door locked!"

by PeppiTQM October 8, 2023

Goober

actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.

"You're such a goober babe!"

by Supa.Immature October 17, 2019

Goober Snoop

Another way to say goober, silly goose, or dorkus.

You're such a goober snoop Lillie.

by JaclynRae October 18, 2019

Goober

a goober is someone who has gay sex in ubers

Mike hunt is such a goober.

by Gucci goober October 31, 2019

Goober

A word used to describe a lame or a L person

The person who denied this last time is a GOOBER

by YRGkami January 21, 2021

Goober

Balls or as doctors call them, testicles.

Ima get your goobers, boy!

by Goobers McMasterson February 23, 2021