grinds my goat

A mixed metaphor with the sole purpose of annoying the older generations.

That really grinds my goat.

I think you mean 'grinds my gears'

Shut up, you old hack.

by buggsy87 October 7, 2015

Relationship Goals

The most fucked up way of saying "I want a relationship like theirs."

Jamie and Ryan are so relationship goals!

by Ayee203 May 26, 2016

Crazy Goat

Strange yet amazing breed of goat which seems to live off of mountain due and is often scene commiting acts of sexyness in all its goaty glory.

"damn that crazy goat and its amazing adventures"

by Cold Reaper November 28, 2003

The goat

The meaning greatest of all time !!

Saleen is the goat

by Handeeeeeman//////// October 27, 2017

Goatman

The man in the goatse.cx pictures.

Look! It's none other than goatman himself!

by Cliff Fleming May 31, 2003

relationship goals

A couple with such a perfect relationship that other people aspire to them, the "goal" being to have a relationship like the one that the couple has.

Erik and Katie are such relationship goals!

by Inklautz P. Geraford June 21, 2017

nanny goat

A person who acts elderly and likes to ruin the fun for everyone else.

Amanda is always acting like a nanny goat never wants to go out and have fun anymore

by Sunny1218 March 8, 2013