sand goober

When you put your foundation on so thick, you look like you came out of the wall

This morning she looked like a sand goober with her 100 pounds of foundation

by Sweetheart September 24, 2007

Uber Goober

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.

Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.

by heepee May 25, 2008

grungeny goober

a term used to describe any old man or woman's genitals

at the retirement home's aerobics class, the trainer projectile vomitted because so many grungeny goobers were visible

by lumi_kuma March 10, 2010

gouche goober

A derogatory term for a girl who sucks dick.

Wow I thought I knew that girl well, but it turns out she's a gouche goober.

by Gouche Goober September 25, 2014

goofie goober

Someone who gives spongebob anal.

I just gave spongebob goofie goober.

by Zombie slayer bin January 25, 2016

fooshy goober

A fooshy goober is a term of endearment used for an amazing friend. It’s mostly used on someone goofy, funny, and an all around great person. If you are called a fooshy goober it may sound like a mean name but trust me it means you’re goofy nice and a great person. It can also be used if someone screws up in a funny way.

Person 1: god i Love Olivia and hailey SO much they’re so goofy and nice.
Person 2: yeah, they’re such fooshy goobers!
When used as an “insult”
Person 1: crap i just called my teacher mommy!
Person 2: Hahahahah you’re such a fooshy goober!

by Gucci gang fooshy goober November 22, 2017

Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob

I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.

by Keegan09 May 20, 2018