Old Gayzer

A redefinition of old gezer but this definition is made for a old gay guy that is watching you from across the room looking for gay sex from another male. Old Gay zer.

That old man is checking out my ass from across the room.

He must be a Old gayzer

by Batter Daddy April 25, 2024

Big Gaper

One Who gapes Big

"have you met that seb guy?" "Yeah I heard that guys a big Gaper"

by SuckPigShawn December 25, 2024

Sandwich Gaper

Someone who doesn't buy his friends sandwiches but also gapes his butthole in fantasy football.

Steve is a sandwich gaper. I'm hungry and he won't pay because his asshole is too stretched to pick up his phone and order me food.

by adfalsdflaf January 23, 2025

Gabriel Gaype

AKA The Gabe Gaype or the Gayping Gabe. Is a sexual position involving two Gabriels. Gabriel #1 is in the backdoor while Gabriel #2 is pumping the face while they are both on their phone’s FaceTiming each other. Usually the girl in the center of a Gabriel Gape has no teeth and the biggest bbl you have ever seen.

Example:
Gabriel #1: Yo i just met this baddie with the biggest ass and she’s dtf
Gabe #2: Cool, wanna Gabriel Gaype that bitch?
Gabe #1: I was just about to ask

by Voodoomama69 February 7, 2026

Joy Love Gasper

When a girl who goes down on you, but doesn't come up for air until the last moment.

"Hey man, what's up with Stacy? I saw her leave your car with her makeup running. She cryin?"

"Nah, dude. She gave me a Joy Love Gasper right there in her driveway"

by Unthoughtmind August 16, 2016

Tales of a Gaper

The soon to be released novel that chronicles the story of a Whale and a Mouse that prove their love to one another through gaping.

Have you read “Tales of a Gaper” yet? It changed my life.

by Lrfbb July 27, 2021

Alligaper(Alli-gaper)

A Woman who tries to trap people(s), aka "prey item(s)", into making bad decision(s) or committing illegal/felonious act(s) which, typically have detrimental effect(s) on the life of the "prey item(s)". She's especially good at abusing the desire(s) and temptation(s) of the flesh.

There was an Alligaper(Alli-gaper) at the club I bounce for last night that tried to trap a guy into buying drugs from a part of town where people are known to get robbed. I bounced that Alligaper's @$$ right out of the club.

by Aphiteth, Lord of Light December 25, 2021