Gabe

Anyone who plays cards, trading cards, or anything to with cards,excessively and who fried his brain with lsd.

Man I met a real gabe last night.

by J. Tellez December 28, 2005

Gabie

Slang for gay baby, saying that for every akward silence in the world a gay baby is born. Not known to help break the akward silence.

(group laughing as a whole)
Brian pops up.
Brian: Hey guys. Im here to talk to you about jesus today.
Sue: (After long silence)........Gabie!

by SlipperySlamSam October 27, 2011

Gabbee

a white girl with no butt

a virgin

a girl who likes oral sex

You're such a Gabbee,

by Stella Lynn November 6, 2009

Gabe

A total dumbass in middle school

Gabe iij s such a dumbass right?

by The Death King September 26, 2018

Gabe

Gabe is a amazing guy he loves sports and is the most athletic on the field. He has amazing hair brown eyes (and a six pack most likely). He is loyal and will do anything for the people that are close to him. He is good with girls and is very attractive. He usually has a big friend group follow him wherever he goes. Gabe’s are something that you should keep close to you because they are amazing people. Gabe’s are awesome!!!!
And he is amazing

Hey Ur so awesome you could be named Gabe!

by AntiSocialGabe May 29, 2019

Gabe

An asshole who likes to lead people on and lie. Someone with the name Gabe is untrustworthy, especially in a relationship. Gabe is a ladie's man and doesn't have any boundaries when it comes to relationships. Watch out for Gabe because he will build up expectations and make promises only to break them by fucking flying to Indiana to cheat on you. One with the name Gabe also spends hours playing video games, getting high, and making no life plans. Gabe is a real douche

If I had any regrets in life, it would definitely be my relationship with that asshole named Gabe

by Bigfatrealitycheck July 17, 2019

Dirty Gabe

An act by a homeless man with terrible hygiene and smelly feet who takes advantage of multiple vulnerable women at the same time where he bites their nipples with his gums because he has no teeth. An act where he touches himself to random peoples fully clothed profile pics to get himself horny before he goes to fuck your mom and/or wife.

I hate myself- I am just a dirty gabe. I’ll never be better than this

by Dirtygabe May 21, 2021