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guindian

A highly metro-sexual individual of Southeast Asian descent who identifies with Italian-American culture of the tri-state area. They sport spiky, gelled hairstyles often referred to as "blow-outs", and wear labels such as Guess and Armani exchange. Being highly concerned with their physical appearance, they wax most of their body hair, including their eyebrows. They speed through the streets in expensive cars pumping techno or hip hop music through customized subwoofers in their trunks. They often adopt nicknames such as "Vinny" to avoid the use of their complex Indian names (ie. Vikram). A high concentration of such individuals can be spotted in Staten Island, NY and in clubs that play trance/house music along the New Jersey Shore.
1) Those guindians from Edison, NJ rolled up in their tricked out Acura.

2) Tariq is such a guindian, he makes everyone call him Tony!

3) Devkumar AKA Danny is such a guindian, he put an Italian flag on his BMW.
by Snigdha and Sneha December 9, 2008
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Guilo

Term for white people in cantonese-speaking areas. Literally means "ghost man". Pronounced G-why-lo
Wai: Hey guilo you not know how to dance
Tom: Whatever asshole!
Wai: But i think this ok
by Hannah Mmmmm February 26, 2011
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Guithed

getting pwned by a series of impossibly hard fill-in-the-blank tests and timed essays that are equally as impossible to be adequately prepared for.

*originated from the surname of an AP English teacher, the primary cause of aforementioned definition.
"EMILY I'M SO GUITHED, THAT ESSAY YESTERDAY WAS CRAZY INSANE AND THE POETRY TEST TOMORROW, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO STUDY!!!"

"You just got Guithed!" <--suitable in response to circumstances of academic failure/unachieved success, more specifically the times when said failure occurred as a result of seemingly perpetual academic stresses.
by mooooza July 29, 2008
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guinea pig

guinea pigs are adorable rodents who are also known as cavies. they make great pets and are easy to look after. they are vegertarians and love to eat most fruit and vegetables. they also love fresh hay and grass.
my guinea pig loves to eat cucumber
by little miss shy June 5, 2007
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guidance

A period in school time where they try to teach you about life.
No one ever listens but they eat and mostly sleep for an hour.
burger-"What food did you get for guidance?"
Me-"I got two ham rolls and some chocolate bars."
burger-"Cool."
by securson March 24, 2004
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Indo-Guido

Primary Characteristics include: A blowout hairstyle, faux hawk, excessive use of gel or pomade. Facial precisely trimmed, usually in a goatee, sideburns and other hair seems ideal and looks drawn on. Clothing usually styled with denim and flashy button downs, sweater vests, vests, and/or ties from express.com or Guess.com. Other accessories also add to the guidoness – Gold chains, flashy watches or jewelry, white loafers, large shade also known as aviators, and numerous other add-on’s that convey that these types of people should in a Indian Mob, which is seemingly impossible, or a Raghav/Jay Sean music video.
"Dawg, that indo-guido should be a back-up dancer or singer for my new song, "I'm Cheesy" - Juggy D
by Chirag Shah 123321 April 3, 2008
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Oh my god what a good book. This is what got me hooked on reading again. Ran across it while cleaning the library. Looked strange so I picked it up and started reading. The book follows the adventures of a British guy named Arthur Dent and his freind from another planet after Earth is demolished by space construction workers.
The Reality TV Show Earth episode of South Park borrowed heavily from this great book you Jargon.
by yobastanker November 11, 2004
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