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google speed

A speed that is faster than normal speed.
My website is better than yours because it runs at google speed.
by fittytrent May 10, 2016
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Google Voice

a service that allows its users to manage their incoming and outgoing calls and to setup custom voicemail messages for groups or individuals.

see also: GVoice
Google Voice User: Hey, my new number is 504-555-1234.
Friend: What happened to your old number?
Google Voice User: I still have it, but now all my calls are forwarded from my new number to my cell phone.
by NUMBER4940s July 22, 2009
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Google-Gavel

Used in a digital discussion to make a point. a quick google and screen shot a data point expecting it to end it there like a gavel.
"See dude, its right here" ...*Screenshot of a Wiki page*

"There's no insight there, you're just using Google-Gavel . We need context Bruh"
by HateFiveToo November 20, 2019
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google coder

A programmer who doesn't really know how to code. Google search is their main source for finding out how to do something while they hack in a solution. They are usually from the tech boom before the bubble burst, mid to late 90's, and they were hired during a time when companies didn't really care if you could code or not.....or at least they didn't do a very good job testing people's skill or looking up their background to see if they knew what they were doing.
John: Why is this code so poorly written?

Bobby: Ah, that was Carl's work, he is a google coder!
by manual63 November 28, 2012
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Google Education

When someone's knowledge is based on countless hours spent searching for information on google.

Usually somebody who's trying to act like an authoritative on the subject.
Man 1: So I started itching real bad lately.
Man 2: Yep, man it's definitely Hepatitis C
Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: Because I search disease symptoms on google all the time.
Man 1: I didn't know you could get a Ph.d in Google Education >.>
by NightdesertHawkManguy July 19, 2011
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google maos

A common typing error you make when typing "google maps" on mobile. When entering this, the top of the search results will display "Showing results for google maps, Search instead for google maos". If you actually google "mao", the result will be Mao Zedong, the founding father of the People's Republic of China.
Steve: "I accidentally typed google maos instead of google maps."
Willie: "Its ok, it happens on mobile all the time."
by nickcityplanner July 8, 2020
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Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.
Did that google witch seriously pull out her tarot cards to take a selfie?”
by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020
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