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Grinds My Gears 

To Annoy, Provoke, or Piss someone Off. Most dumbfucks seem to think this originates from a family guy movie, but the TRUTH is that it's been used for decades, and in popular media actually orginates from a movie called PLANES, TRAINS, and AUTOMOBILES, a classic comedy. Quote: "Del: Don't let me stand in your way, please don't let me stand in your way. The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying blabbermouth... You know, nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowderhead that doesn't know when to keep his big trap shut... If you catch me running off with my mouth, just give me a poke on the chubbs... "
Damn. that Simpson! He really grinds my gears!
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Gears of War 3 

An excellent ending to an amazing series. I almost shed a tear several times in the campaign.

If you're good, multiplayer is more fun and addicting than any other Gears game. It's also a more serious choice for hardcore gamers too. Just because you have a KD of 10,000 in Call of Duty doesn't mean you'll be good at Gears of War (sorry, no camping here.).

Best game yet of 2011, as of the date this was written, and probably one of the best Xbox 360 exclusives that you'll ever play.
*SPOILER ALERT*

For those who aren't concerned about the campaign but are curious about how it ends, this is what happens:

Dom dies saving the crew from the Locust/Lambent, the crew finds out immulsion is a parasitic life form that turns whatever comes into lengthy contact with it into a mindless zombie, Adam Fenix (Marcus' dad) dies after setting off a neutron-type bomb that kills only immulsion after injecting himself with it to see how it spread, The Locust Queen dies, Marcus and Anya repopulate the world together, and Carmine survives. There, you now know the major plot points of the Gears of War 3 campaign.
Gears of War 3 by CaptainHurpDurp October 2, 2011
In Romania you call a very strong person Gearba. A Gearba is sometimes a bit dumb but a great person.
Yo dude, wanna fight that guy?
Nah man, he is Gearba, way to strong for me.
Gearba by gearba's fan April 23, 2023

Gary Gears 

The extreme changing of gears. Focused mainly on a Honda Civic, brings both the clutch and synchromesh to the brink of destruction.
Gary Gears by Lee-Smith November 21, 2010

dirty gearshift 

when a man puts his penis in a womans ass like the nozzle of a gas pump, then urinates in her as if he was filling a car with gasoline. then he puts a dildo in her ass to act ass the gas cap. he then sits on her back while she crawls around making car noises and he moves his dick around like a gearshift.
yes! my girlfriend wants to do the dirty gearshift with me tonight! vroom vroom!
A person with a large collection and knowledge about expensive, rare and authentic tactical/military gear.
If you need something, ask Mike, he's a complete geardo.
geardo by Mike "LoneWolf" December 15, 2006