Grandad Bod

An advanced form of Dad Bod characterized by a rotund belly, fat rolls and a male muffin top. Causes can include excessive alcohol consumption, junk food and grad school.

I had a Dad Bod 15lbs ago. Now, I’ve developed a grandad bod.

by Carlson Douchebag 2021 May 20, 2020

Sexy grandad legs

When someone has kinda good legs but not really

Jessica: how do I look?
Tumblrina: you have sexy grandad legs.
Jessica: what?
Tumblrina:I said you have sexy grandad legs you idiot.
Jessica: what does that mean?
Tumblrina: ssssssssssssshhhhhh
Jessica: o..ok

by A horrible human June 2, 2018

we wuz grand dukes n shiet

A phrase used to poke fun at those who adhere to the ideology of Litvinism, an often disputed theory which postulates that modern Belarussian people are the real founders of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania and that the modern state of Lithuania is made by "Zhamoit Farmers" and stuff along those lines

this phrase is obviously taken from the quite similar phrase we wuz kangs n shiet just like definition

A: Shut up Zhamoit, Belarussians established the GDL

B: "we wuz grand dukes n shiet"

by xenoprobably September 19, 2022

Grand Forks

North Dakota's asshole.

Grand Forks smells like God dropped a tire fire into a lake full of dumpster juice.

by Ham Danner February 8, 2013

Tom "Grand Masta Flame" DeLonge

Guitarist/Singer of the band Blink 182. Tom is crazy in love with Mark Hoppus.

"Wow, did you hear Tom "Grand Masta Flame" Delonge talk about how great Mark is in bed at that concert?"

by Kristin March 21, 2005

grand theft auto

best fucking game ever made....

kid 1:hey kid 2, im bored of this grand theft auto, its got borin...
kid 2:hey, i know! Lets go steal cars and drag race and kill people!
kid 1: bet i can steal a better car than yours!!!

After 1 hour, the kids were arrested for performing grand theft auto

by Tommy Vercetti March 6, 2004

grand bitchery

1. The highest forms of bitchery and bitchy behavior

I'm dumping her sorry ass for grand bitchery

by Alaras February 24, 2008