fucktard.

what you call people mainly friends when they are acting fucking retarded.

I was being crazy so Emily called me a fucktard. Then I went on urban dictionary and wrote this.

by emilysfriend May 7, 2009

Fucktard

noun

A person of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

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NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction.

True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery.

Most politicians for example.

One who would actually piss on a live transformer.

One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts, this is a Fucktard.

by ThEcakEisAliE100110100 November 14, 2011

Fucktard

A complete and total moron

Sean's mom is a huge fucktard.

by Billy Castillo December 5, 2006

fucktard

a combinatin of both a fucker and a retard

" you are a fuctard and a dirty bastard"

by mara October 21, 2003

Fucktard

It is a combanation of two words that mean idiot; "fucking retard".

"Bobby is such a fucktard!"

"Susie, stop acting like a fucktard."

by Snikkin-nikkin February 24, 2007

Fucktard

An adjective that describes a person who is extremely annoying and clumsy.

Shawn (the office shit talker), is such a fucktard, was supposed to nail this chick but he got drunk, offended her and fell off his bar stool again.

by BZslim April 3, 2007

[fuckitude]

When something is so garte that you cannot find a word to describe it.

I got the best head last night dude it was like... like... its was just pure fuckitude.

by Chance Dummitt January 23, 2008