I.Oun.Gi.Fu.

"Phrase/Slang"
Spelled: I.Oun.Gi.Fu.
Sounds like: I.Own.Gi.Fuh.

Basically a shortening of "I don't give a f**k". Showing non-caring towards anything or anybody.

People seem to run words together when talking, that is what this sparked from.

Conversation:
Bro, are you really going to jump!?
I.Oun.Gi.Fu.......

Do want to go eat?
I.Oun.Gi.Fu.......

Are we going to crash this party?
Man, I.Oun.Gi.Fu.!!!

by Homicidle September 30, 2009

Wang Fu

An Ancient and Sacred art, developed by Wang Fu Grandmasters Gabriel and Tycho. The true Wang Fu style is know only to these Grandmasters, and instead a more primitive art is taught to aspiring young students. The heart of the Wang Fu style is about grabbing the opponent's wang, before he grabs your wang. This great art requires the eyes of the eagle and the speed of the tiger, and is only taught to the most worthy. Young students aspire to be like Grandmasters Gabriel and Tycho.

I'm going to Wang Fu your wang!

by Aprentice Meyer October 13, 2004

kung fu bob marley

alternate form of the modern day hipster. a faux hippy. an individual seeming to embrace the "peace-love-happiness" stance of the 60's but who is actually extremely judgemental, conditional, and exclusive. they will look down on others for their "conventional" choices in lifestyle and work, siting they are conforming to "the man". it should be noted that most likely they were born in the 80's, live off their yuppy parents trust fund, and bought their hemp bracelets at urban outfitters. they may have a spiritual leader of some sort and consider themselves more evolved - transended - than the average joe.

david, a white 22 year old man from a subburb in boston, changed his name to some unpronouceable indian name, moved to northern california and recites spoken word poetry about the black mans strugle at coffee shops. he's a total kung fu bob marley.

by vvtrippple April 11, 2008

stinky kung fu grip

When a guy reaches into a girls ass and grabs his own dick to make her pussy tighter...

Phillip worked all night to wedge his hand, bit by bit, into his girlfriends asshole and finally got a "stinky kung fu grip" on his own dick. shortly after he shot his load all in her ass.....

by isosevodes April 10, 2009

Wang-Fu

Ancient form of fighting stlye perfected with the use of "Wang".

Gabe is superior to Tycho in the arts of Wang-Fu.

by Douchler April 10, 2003

Damn Sweet Kung Fu

pertaining to an object having serious awesomeness

can also mean hella tight

"Dude, The Warriors is damn sweet kung fu!"

by OBMcMonkeyhands January 18, 2004

Scrawny Kung Fu Grip

The act of shoving a baby hand in a gay man rectum, whilst the hand contracts making the aforementioned grip. This term is most widely used amongst pedophiles.

Call 911, I think I saw our neighbor with our baby! I believe they are attempting a Scrawny Kung Fu Grip.

by amdbnagde May 20, 2016