Shut the front door

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up', but rather when the front door requires shutting.

Person 1: Can you shut the front door please?
Person 2: Yeah, sure. *shuts the front door*

by mikee246 August 17, 2011

Lady Front Whiff

The enticing or grotesque aroma expelled from the vagina of a woman.

1) 'Dear diary, the girl I adore has the most amazing lady front whiff I've ever had the privilege of breathing into my nasal cavities.'

2) "Looks can be deceiving bro I'm tellin' ya," He said with the screwed up face of an orange pumpkin.
"That chick from the pub last night had the tits and ass that measured to 'phi', but I soon found out when I took her home that she had the worst lady front whiff I've ever gagged on."
They BOTH spewed! :D

by Aaron Gibbs September 11, 2007

front wedgie

Another name for a camel toe.

When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.

"Sweet Jesus, that slut give herself a damn fine front wedgie. Man I could count her pubes."

by Wizards Sleeve July 2, 2006

farts from the front

Indian name for a female that when she farts it comes out the either side.

Haha.. you're indian name should be Farts from the Front.

by niodin March 10, 2008

front runner

Any Yankees fan who has never lived in the New York area.

Dave Dailey, who has lived in Maryland all his life and is a Yankees fan, is a front runner.

by the jay October 7, 2004

Soldier Front

The game played by:

1. People who cant afford COD4
2. People who live for the lulz.
3. 8 Year olds who can't see blood in video games... so they go for the white puffs.

Typical Soldier Front chat:

1: WTF I SHOT YOU TANKER NOOB
2: LAGGER GTFO FOREINER
3: OWNT NOOB
4: GLITCHER NOON GTFO, GO **** ur ****
5: ****ING MEXICANS!!!
6: STUPID ARAB RED TEAM BOMBERS
7: WTF
8: WTF
9: wtf???
10: (insert generic misspelled insulting phrase here, typically typed by person aged 8-12)

by iSuXmorethanyou August 5, 2008

frontsies

cutting in front of someone in line, say, at the movies or waiting in line at an amusement park.

Hey, dickhead, no frontsies! go to the back of the line where asswipes like you belong.

by bloopenguins September 20, 2007