front bum destroyer

Someone who has "front bummed" and built a reputation from violent intercourse.

You can refer to yourself as a "front bum destroyer".

I'll destroy that.

I'll then call myself the 'Front Bum Destroyer'.

by apldk March 22, 2013

Front Roll Up

When a person in a reclined position, farts in such a way as to roll up the front, and gas themself in the face. Particaraly experienced by women who have no natural barrier, i.e. Balls.

I wasn't expecting that Front Roll Up.. Dear god, what did I eat?

by HeWhoSmeltItDealtIt December 08, 2009

Stanley front loader

Strenuously engaging one's johnson in self-stimulation, especially using a power tool.

Thomas: "Dennis said he would be doing some carpentry work this weekend."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."

by Danfield May 11, 2008

Two-Fronts War

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

by Jrodddr September 28, 2018

front wheel skid

cockney rhyming slang, front wheel skid, yid, jew.

look at that front wheel skid just fell under that bus.

by christu September 26, 2006

Front Wedgie

The act of going to a Levi's store at the outlet mall and buying a shirt with a fucked up front pocket which was intentionally designed, cutting a hole in it and then proceeding to go to the nearest middle school, putting your dick through said hole and then taking a selfie behind a dumpster while watching kids play dodgeball, illegally.

Deviant: "Oi mate, so I was drunk as hell off soccer mom drinks and took what I thought were birth control pills, and I pulled off a Front Wedgie broooooah!!!"

Clerk: "Dude who the fuck are you? This is a 7-11. Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?"

Deviant: "So the weathers nice. Also throw in some condoms, I'm subbing for the math teacher this week"

Clerk: "Will that be cash or credit?"

by Dave_The_Goat_Fucker August 21, 2018

Shut the front door

More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U., originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.

"You slept with your girlfriend's sister and her mom? Shut the front door!"

by GrendelPrime April 27, 2006