Michael Foster

He is a Slave, a Jigaboo, a fucking Coon

It be a fucking tragedy to be a Michael Foster

by Natsu00420 December 21, 2022

The Gorton's Fisherman

A move that you perform on a chick that seems sexually adventurous. When you are fucking her doggy style you use both of your index fingers to fish hook both sides of her mouth. Wearing a yellow water proof trench coat is optional.

Allen: How was your sexual encounter with Elizabeth?
Me: It was pretty amazing, she totally let me use the Gorton's Fisherman maneuver.
Allen: damn bro i knew i should have taken a swing at her.

by jackburton38 December 8, 2014

Gorton's Fisherman

What the Islanders wore on their jerseys in the 90's

Jesus Christ those jerseys are horrible, who the hell puts the Gorton's Fisherman on a fucking jersey

by Nickity Nuckity June 7, 2018

xavier Rocco Foster

Xavier Rocco Foster is the sexiest person you'll ever meet. Girls hormones will skyrocket when they see him. He's perfect. He has such an amazing humour sense and can make people laugh and smile in a heartbeat. Xavier Rocco Foster has a breathtaking personality. He's not your average fuck boy. He's a badass with a kind heart. He has a not so sweet way to make people smile. Consider yourself lucky when you have an Xavier Rocco Foster in your life.

Girl 1: hey! Look there! Is it Xavier Rocco Foster?

Girl 2: omg! Yes! He's so sexy!

by Maya Moon August 9, 2019

Fair Weather Fisherman

A fair weather fisherman is an angler who only goes fishing when the weather is good or sunny. He never goes fishing when the conditions are uncomfortable. It is considered an insult.

Bob "I'm not going fishing today it's too cold." Jeff "Come on you fair weather fisherman."

by Resper February 10, 2021

Jon David Foster 🥽

Ahh, where do I start? Jon; the hottest, most elegant straight pube having man I have ever seen. His snapscore is off the roof, but I honestly don’t blame him. He has a big, and when I say big… I mean Madeline Cooney big. According to Jonathan David Foster, in quotes: “eh, i’d do anal” 😂. He’s so silly, but he takes it seriously if you call him Mississippi boi. One time, Jon talked to all 3 cousins of each other, talk about inbred kink 🗣💯.

“Ahahaha FUCK! 🤣”

- Love Jizz & Dadeline <3

Jon David Foster 🥽 has straight pubes omg

by Jizz_Dadeline December 27, 2021

double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot that Eagle Scouts haven't even heard of.

" I tie knots that eagle scouts haven't even heard of, like the double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove"

by flamingdragon0406 September 21, 2022