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Taos time

Taos time refers to the time zone of Taos, New Mexico. To convert to Taos time, start with Mountain Standard Time and add 15-30 minutes. If a person is scheduled to arrive at your house, add 8 - 48 hours.
1: "Oh no, i'm running late to my class. At least the professor won't start for a few minutes because we're on Taos time."

2: "I waited here all day for the plumber to come and he didn't show up! He's running on Taos time."
by derpymcgee April 4, 2011
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Mason time

The schedule or timetable used by disorganised people who can never arrive at any event anywhere near the time they intended
Person 1: Where the fuck is Jamie?
Person 2: That useless cunt, he's running on Mason time again
by curlyhairedman August 25, 2011
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Jennifer Time

The act of getting to your destination at your own pace, therefore never feeling like you are late or on time, you just get there when you get there. Jennifer Time usually ball parks arrival at 5-10 minutes late with no feelings of guilt being experienced by the offender. We just run on a more Universal clock. Most people on Jennifer Time will tend to be late unless it is something they are incredibly excited or serious about. Jennifer Timers will try to be to work on time, but, will be the ones to turn back towards home if they forgot something. They will also throw a curve ball at you and be early from time to time. Jennifer Time is a way of life, but when the Chips are down you can count on us to be there promptly.
I'm not late, I'm on Jennifer Time.
by So She Says July 1, 2019
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Uwe Time

The feeling of a movie being far longer than it actually is due to terrible film making. The movie stops being "so bad, it's funny" and becomes just bad. Usually occurs when watching a Uwe Boll movie but can happen when watching an equally terrible movie.
Man, this movie is so bad, I feel like I'm slipping into Uwe Time.
by upsdown September 19, 2010
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Colombian Time

Colombian time is a different perception of being on time that Colombian people have. It's an extra buffer of about 30 minutes from the original time they agreed on.
My friend agreed to meet with me at 4:15 for running but arrived 20 minutes later. He said he arrive on Colombian time.
by Aquaburro May 16, 2017
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Time Pit

Something that absorbs a significant amount of time but offers little-to-no benefit.
MMORPGs are time pits. Due to them millions of people spend countless hours online building up worthless, meaningless avatars. Why don't MMORPG gamers do something more productive (like anything, for example) with their time?

I can't get anything done anymore because my girlfriend Molly keeps calling me to tell me long-winded, pointless stories about the most inconsequential details of her life. She is a time pit.
by larryjr June 13, 2010
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Ahmuddi time

An epoch during which one finds themselves in possession of what can only be described as an hour of resplendent magnificence.
Last night's party was amazing! We danced, laughed, and had a real Ahmuddi time.
by PrimeApes Inc. August 21, 2023
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