The act of making a very young and very fluffy puppy the fluffiest possible like ever after traumatic emotionally fucking bath aka damages suit? and a blow and brush.. sounds slutty! And coke addicted but no.. it's the act of grooming a puppy.. a flufferisement! 🐶
Sorry I'm running late it's just Lulu was reluctant today to succumb to her weekly flufferisement.. the little thing doesn't realise she's a poodle yet! Bless her.. (mummy thinking get used to it precious! It's better than heroin chic clandestine junkie Baby hair matting! Sign of a bad mummy.. unfit for puppyhood.. because Lab culture.. it's so groundbreaking
by Miss Beachy June 30, 2023
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by FINLANDIZTHEBOMB March 18, 2009
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!) the art of tapping or stroking a man or womans bottom in a gentle maner
2) removal of fluff from a man/woman/animals bottom
2) removal of fluff from a man/woman/animals bottom
1) last night i bum-fluffed my pet,it was disgusting but needed to be done!
2) my wife likes me bum-fluffing her,i sometimes like to catch her off guard by gently touching her bum when she least expects it
2) my wife likes me bum-fluffing her,i sometimes like to catch her off guard by gently touching her bum when she least expects it
by doilookbothered July 23, 2009
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by elene October 19, 2010
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"Just go make your move."
"But what should I do?"
"Look take your chances, I can't be your mental fluffer"
OR
Mike: "I really like her, but won't make a move unless I'm certain."
Anne: "Well there's no 'sure thing' but you'll never know if you don't try."
Mike: "You think it's worth a try?"
Anne: "Look man, all I know is that she's hot, you're horny and if you don't make a move you'll never be able to tap that ass!"(mental fluffing)
Mike: "You're right. I'm on it!"
"Just go make your move."
"But what should I do?"
"Look take your chances, I can't be your mental fluffer"
OR
Mike: "I really like her, but won't make a move unless I'm certain."
Anne: "Well there's no 'sure thing' but you'll never know if you don't try."
Mike: "You think it's worth a try?"
Anne: "Look man, all I know is that she's hot, you're horny and if you don't make a move you'll never be able to tap that ass!"(mental fluffing)
Mike: "You're right. I'm on it!"
by Red Shiksa October 6, 2011
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There's no point in talking to my girlfriend about my problems. She's such an ego fluffer that she wouldn't give me constructive criticism anyway.
by Shiroto October 20, 2012
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