selfie flagellation

self-deprecating selfie-taking

Did you see the selfie flagellation those tourists just did again a moment ago?

by 🅰️ December 7, 2024

Self-flagellate

A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.

I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.

by sugafiend February 3, 2025

doing a flange

A group bicycle (or motorcycle) ride. Can be used to describe anything fun done is a group.

The guys are doing a flange this Saturday, do you want to come?

by bezel333 January 2, 2006

earn the flannel

Contrary to popular belief this has nothing to do with Canada or lumberjacks. Should be used when you're trying to compliment or insult someone.

I don't know what 'earn the flannel' means, but Jeff said that to me and I have mixed feelings about it.

by underscorenorm February 25, 2014

Fish and Flange Day

Fish and Flange day is on 1st June. This is the girls version of Steak and Blow job day!

It’s Fish and Flange day on Saturday!

What you having for dinner it’s fish and Flange day today?

by Kborg June 11, 2018

Pulled a Flange

Expressing interest a Pokemon Go event well after the event is over.

Chaz: Who wants to do a raid in 20 minutes?

Paolo: I'm in!

Joe: Me too!

*6 hours later...*

Flangeline: I'll do it!

Chaz: Typical. Pulled a Flange again.

by JRSOne October 28, 2021

Imani Is a Flannel

Imani is a massive flannel with a trampy horse 😀

Imani is a flannel

by OogaBoogaHahaha June 7, 2022