Fist Daddy

n. When one is being fisted in the vagina or butthole for sexual pleasure by their biological father.

I just so happened to find a Fist Daddy on Craigslist and he turned out to be my real father.

I couldn't call you back because I was being Fist Daddied.

by ChickentendersRock January 12, 2017

furious fist

when you fist a girl's ass pull out a load of shit and proceed to slap her in the face with it.

I gave my girlfriend the furious fist so she tried to break up with me but i couldnt take her seriously cuz she had shit on her face

by ry<3 April 18, 2011

Tootsie Fist

A punishment administered to the person who unjustly consumes someone else's candy stash. The tootsie fist is preformed by unwrapping three tootsie pops and inserting them in between your fingers while making a fist. You then proceeds to strike the perpetrator repeatedly with the "tootsie fist" until you feel their debt has been paid.

mark: "my brother ate all my halloween candy again this year!"

lisa: "wow, what did you do to get him back?"

marl: "i used a swift "tootsie fist" to teach him a lesson"

by thecarpathean January 12, 2012

Fists of Furry

Dexterous paws.

Fluffy met the new puppy with Fists of Furry.

by harry flashman August 2, 2003

fist bumping

A totally dumb way people greet each other,showing how douche baggy they really are .as in I will be thumbed down by every gay fist bumper on the net .

Gilbert tried his best to fit in by fist bumping every Tom,Dick and Harry in the party .

by blastinU November 2, 2014

fist-fucker

1. One who sits on hard rubber fists (TOOMEY).
2. One who uses their fist in sex.

"Come here you fist fucker and thump my sweaty arse with your hardened fist"

by KnightstarExpress May 21, 2003

Fist of Glory

A full-bodied, well deserved, punch in the rectum. The performance of the Fist of Glory is usually accompanied by a loud, soul-shaking roar. Given out of spite, respect, love, cowardice, or humor; the Fist of Glory if performed right, is like a sucker punch for your butthole.

"If I see that damn mailman again, I'm gonna give him the Fist of Glory"

"Grandma sure gave that guy a Fist of Glory"

by asbelloniblood June 3, 2009