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ma dick fell off bitch

When u don't want to go out with someone say "my dick fell of bitch".
Them: Would u go out with me
Me: Ma dick fell off bitch
by Jacob Mollan April 11, 2017
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humpty dumpty fell off the wall

humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime
humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again
by littlejimmie July 19, 2019
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felipe noriega

When you fuck the dead
Fernando: Dude I heard Julian fucks dead things.
Mento:Fuck! what a Felipe Noriega!!
by xXJohn JohnsonXx February 18, 2009
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felping

To insert a straw into a males penis hole and to suck furiously.
I got the swirly straw, wanna go felping?
by Micheal Felps November 29, 2009
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A PRACTICA FELATIA

a avea vocea groasă, a cânta la flautul cu gușă / cu taragot, a fi guraliv(ă), a o lua în gură, a o lua la clarinet / la muie, a lua porcul la trântă, a o lua sus, a pupa înalt, a râde ca muta la înghețată, a sta la etaj, a o suge, a suge nasul la morți, a suge pixu’, a trage o clanță, a trece la ciocofon.
a practica felatia:
Baiatul : Sugi pixul!
Fata : Bine!
by mitza224 May 28, 2015
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tom felton

tom felton is a sexy beast who played draco malfoy in harry potter. did i mention he’s sexy? oh btw i wanna marry him lol <3
“oh did you watch a babysitters guide to monster hunting? who was your favourite in that?”

“my favourite had to be tom felton. he played very good!”
by lolloplollslssk October 25, 2020
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bye, felicia

An expression used to dismiss someone not worth your time.
"Tyler said if I could give him a ride to the airport, and I was like, "bye, felicia."
by Explaining teen slang February 29, 2016
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