face plant

Involving sports such as skateboarding, or bike riding, or any other sport for that matter, and you fall, and land directly on your face.

That was a nice face plant when your bike hit that mud spot.

by Klepto May 20, 2003

Bless yo face

Phrase that first became popular by YouTube star Tobuscus (Toby Turner); used to conclude Toby's videos.

I'll see you next time, thanks for watching. Bless yo face. Peace off. Toby out!

by B-Millionaire January 28, 2011

sit on my face

1.) A phrase used when one desires to orally please another.
2.) An assertive lover or drunken one night stand might use this phrase to be direct and to the point of wanting to eat the lucky womans pussy.

Oh baby..you are so hot, I'm dying for you to "sit on my face".

by BoxerNYC March 28, 2008

yo face

the ultimate comeback of Davie Fizzle; can be used in any situation and in any context; has no definate meaning or place in the english language; most effective when said in the "cartman" character voice.

Q: "What are we doing tonight?"
A: "YO FACE"
Q: "What's that caught in the garbage disposal?"
A: "YO FACE"

by Tab March 4, 2005

face off

Having an intense conversation with some on facebook;
When you argue with someone on facebook

Last night i was having a really heated face off with Ashley.

by MarvelosityReigns October 26, 2009

off my face

The altered mental state that accompanies acute illness or use of intoxicating substances. Usually a result of too many bevvies.

"I don't remember what happened last night, I was completely off my face."

"She got off her face and started slapping people."

by jessie4000 June 11, 2006

Date Rape Face

One who possesses the face of a date rapist.

Kumar: "....plus that dude has date rape face."
Harold: "I don't even know what that is."
Kumar: "One who possessed the face of a date rapist."

by Helvette August 11, 2008