by MoMoose March 7, 2019
Get the moose factsmug. A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.
You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!
by q359 July 25, 2023
Get the alternative factsmug. Gevorg: COCA COLA OLDER THAN AZERBAIJAN!!!!!!
Mammad: Ok then Italy was never a country until 1871, also, what about the atabegs of Azerbaijan or Atropatene for example? Atropatene did include some of modern day Azerbaijan (North Aras) as well as the entire of Iranian Azerbaijan. It was founded by us back when we were Medes (We got assimilated a couple of centuries before, well some of us, while other part of us stayed Caucasian Albanian)
Gevorg: erm....
Mammad: Palestine is younger than coca cola if you are interested-
Gevorg: FUCK YOU FREE PALESTINE FUCK ISRAEL THEY WERE ONLY CREATED BECAUSE OF THE HOLOCAUST THE ONLY GOOD TURK IS A DEAD TURK I LOVE HOSANK ZIG HEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mammad: POV, Armenian facts be like:
Mammad: Ok then Italy was never a country until 1871, also, what about the atabegs of Azerbaijan or Atropatene for example? Atropatene did include some of modern day Azerbaijan (North Aras) as well as the entire of Iranian Azerbaijan. It was founded by us back when we were Medes (We got assimilated a couple of centuries before, well some of us, while other part of us stayed Caucasian Albanian)
Gevorg: erm....
Mammad: Palestine is younger than coca cola if you are interested-
Gevorg: FUCK YOU FREE PALESTINE FUCK ISRAEL THEY WERE ONLY CREATED BECAUSE OF THE HOLOCAUST THE ONLY GOOD TURK IS A DEAD TURK I LOVE HOSANK ZIG HEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mammad: POV, Armenian facts be like:
by ChampionAz May 2, 2025
Get the Armenian factsmug. it’s a proven fact🥰
by Morgan wallen 34 March 20, 2021
Get the Factmug. by BimbleBarbo November 19, 2020
Get the Ignorant Factsmug. A 'fact got' is a slang for the word 'faggot'. A 'fact got' is what straight— often times— southern white boys use when they're too afraid to say faggot.
They normally comment 'fact got' under videos of homosexual relationships. Most people who use this are meaning it in a derogatory light, which shows they don't understand how to let other people be fucking happy.
But if a gay person is to use this, it's okay because they're gay. That's a given.
They normally comment 'fact got' under videos of homosexual relationships. Most people who use this are meaning it in a derogatory light, which shows they don't understand how to let other people be fucking happy.
But if a gay person is to use this, it's okay because they're gay. That's a given.
by ʚ born to cry ɞ May 28, 2024
Get the fact gotmug. A fact that may or may not be useless, but a person named Ralph knows it and it's a very Ralphy fact.
Ralph:"Yo wuz good man did you know pee is stored in the ballzzz???"
Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"
Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"
Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"
Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"
by MC Shrivel Ball May 30, 2021
Get the Ralph Factmug.