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Elon Musk

Someone with the reputation of a successful businessman and super genius. In reality, he's nothing more than a con artist who buys his way into successful companies and then forces the original owners out. As far as genius goes, his only talent is hyping up bullshit products to get money from investors and the government.

People tend not to notice how stupid he is until he steps into a field they're familiar wit.
Man 1: Have you heard Elon Musk's new car
Man 2: I don't pay any attention to that fraud.
by Drex V. March 31, 2025
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Elon Musk Sobs Day

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025
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Elonian

Behaviour that is astoundingly cringe, lame and pathetic.
"Did you hear about that loser who pretended to the world he was great at video games, then totally embarassed himself on a live stream and rage quit - then got his ex girlfriend to post on social media about how she'd personally witnessed him be awesome at video games to try and regain a shred of street cred? So we all know he blatantly bribed her to write that?"

"OMG yeah I did, that's sooooo Elonian, can you even imagine being THAT cringe"

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"Did you hear about the billionaire who forced his scientists to launch a rocket on 4/20 even though they warned him it wasn't ready, so it blew up all over a nature reserve, and all because he wanted to make a lame weed joke?"

"Yeah, that was some PEAK Elonian behaviour. I'm just embarrassed for him to be honest. How can you be that rich yet also be that much of a loser?"

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"Did you hear about Daisy's new boyfriend Chad? Daisy dumped him after she discovered that he'd lied about being at law school and basically having ANY friends - turns out he's unemployed, lives in his parents basement and gets an allowance at age 40, and all his "friends" on social media are fake profiles he created to make himself look popular"

"WOW, the dude's SO Elonian! Hope the door didn't hit him on the way out"

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"Did you see the footage of that Trump rally the other day? Place was half empty!"

"Yeah I saw, so embarrassing, did you see any of the vox pop clips? Everyone who was there was totally Elonian, haha"
by WokeMindVirus April 9, 2025
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Elon steals data for Russia

Look! ALL THEY DO IS STEAL! ALLTHEY DO IS STEAL! THE RETARD STOLE TESLA! CUCKERBEARD (THE OTHER RETARD) STOLE FACEBOOK! THEY ARE TRYING TO GET RID OF IP SO THEY CAN CONTINUE TO STEAL!
Hym "BECAUSE IT'S ALL THEY DO! IT'S ALL THEY KNOW! STEALING! THEY STEAL! EVERYTHING THEY HAVE IS STOLEN! ELON STEALS DATA FOR RUSSIA! CUCKERBEARD STEAL AI AND SELLS IT TO CHINA (WHICH IS SUPER-DUPER TREASON BY THE WAY)! ALL THEY DO IS STEAL! JORDAN PETERSON ROBBED THE GRAVE OF NIETZSCHE! THEY JUST STEAL AND LIE! WE NEED 50 CENT IN THIS BITCH! TRUTH OR DIE!"
by Hym Iam April 19, 2025
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Elon Musk

An undeserving person; someone who hasn't earned their success. A fraud.
John - I always make sure to flatter my teacher and she gives me good grades even though I don't test well.
Eric - You're such a Elon Musk.
by Josef Stalling April 25, 2025
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Elon Musk

basically the new potus

Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.
A: "I just watched ABC News, why's Trump giving Elon Musk more power than Trump himself?"
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."
by 7568ino April 27, 2025
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Elon Musk

South African born neo-nazi, scam artist, transphobe, and terminally online drug addict, who slapped the name of one of the greatest minds in the history of humanity on to a shitty car company whose lineup is 90% vaporware (where are the Tesla robots, Elon? What about the Tesla Cybercab? Full self-driving?) He also believes in natalism, to make matters worse, wanting to have thousands of children because he believes in the "white genocide" conspiracy theory. As a result, he has so far had more than a dozen (that we know of) children using sex-selective IVF and surrogacy in order to ensure there are only males. (Because, obviously, you can have a sustainable population if you only have males being born. Just look at Mainland China.) He also supposedly believes that he is the reincarnation of Alexander the Great. (Just wait until Musk finds out that the Macedonian king was bisexual.)
Nikola Tesla must be turning in his grave right now, considering what Elon Musk has done to the Tesla name.
by This is my handle okay May 4, 2025
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