donkeyballs

when something really suck balls.

GUY 1: Dude, my phone fell in the toilet!
GUY 2: oh man, donkeyballs.

by 6kishnw June 28, 2009

Rabid Fruit Donkey

Rabid Fruit Donkey

An extremely violent jackass who likes to get drunk off of fruit cocktails.

That rabid fruit donkey is extremely wasted on fruit cocktails again.

by Christopher G September 5, 2008

Wallop the donkey

Manspeak for having sex with the wife.

Some men, especially those who have been married for years, don't perceive "walloping the donkey" as a pleasure. Instead, it is seen as an onerous, unpleasant and even potentially dangerous chore. Something that needs to be done so that you can get on with enjoying life's true pleasures (i.e. televised sport and beer) in comparative peace and quiet.

Friend: Another pint, mate?
Donkey-walloper: Love to, but I've got to get home and wallop the donkey.

by Citizen Sade April 13, 2010

That sucks donkey dick

It sucks in a big way.

I lost my job. Jeez man that sucks donkey dick.

by nicole_luvz_cox January 13, 2011

dukey

poop
turd
lump of brown smell
(see above words)

Hey! Look! I just took a dukey and it clogged up the toilet! Do you have a plunger?

by anonymous September 29, 2003

donkey fucked

having vaginal sex with a girl doggy style then pulling out and stuffing it in her ass with out warning thus you get the Hee noise, then when she turns around to be like what the fuck you punch her in the face thus the Haww noise repeat until unconscious or ejaculation (which ever seems funnier)

example I just donkey fucked that fat hoe

by Donkey fucking God (i.e. Butter, i.e. Proffesor Chaos, i.e. Kevin) November 22, 2004

donkeycock

VERY LARGE PENIS... were talking like durk diggler size..13+ inches

"comon little red riding hood, i got some donkeycock for you" said the wolf

by stephan September 3, 2003