diet cock

tiny cock

I've seen Jack in locker room, he is a toal diet cock despite how he brags about his girth... B.S.

by jimissobored May 31, 2015

Diet Cock

a typo my friend made when she was trying to say "diet coke"

"Do you like Diet Cock?" -Arin

by Kairoen June 10, 2018

dried cum

Your semen when it dries.

I jizzed on her hair yesterday and she says she still cannot clean off the dried cum.

by bitcoinetc September 2, 2018

diet coke

Crushed up ritalin or focalin. Typically lasts longer than cocaine, resembles cocaine, doesn’t taste as good (stings when you snort it), and feels about the same.

I’m about to snort some Diet Coke.

by wert555 February 18, 2021

Gaming Diet

The act of starving oneself by skipping one or two meals a day to save up for a video game.

It is possible to switch gaming with the intended game(s) to be purchased.

Guy 1: Hey guys, want to head out for lunch today?
Guy 2: Can't, Gaming Diet.
Guy 3: Same, Skyrim and Revelations Diet.

by DeathBox October 14, 2011

yarn diet

When a crafter is financially broke and cannot afford to buy more yarn.

Until I pay off all of my bills I have to go on a yarn diet. This sucks because I saw some really yummy yarn on sale.

by yarnchick August 19, 2012

Heartbreak Diet

Not eating after a break up, causing weight-loss. Linked to Love-Sickness.

“She is looking so skinny at the minute... I think she has been on the Heartbreak diet since he dumped her”

by HoneyViolet June 4, 2018